Sunday, February 27, 2005

Chris Rock, George W, and why Matt Drudge is a Racist (but u knew that)

So there it was Oscars and a black man to make them sweat over a George W Bush joke. As jokes go you could feel the tension in the air when Rock mentions, "Now just imagine you worked at the Gap, You're $70 trillion behind on your register," He then goes on to mention, " and then you start a war with Banana Republic, 'cause you say they got toxic tank tops over there. You have the war, people are dying - a thousand GAP employees are dead. That's right - bleeding all over the khakis You finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place." ...But truths are sometimes uncomfortable especially being satirical...

I myself am usually a person that just checked a newspaper (or now a website) to find out the winners, but thanks to the racist tendencies of Matt Drudge I was tuned in to watch the brilliant Chris Rock or as some have grown to call it the "grudge of Drudge" against Chris Rock...Now for the last two weeks the has been on a crusade to get Chris Rock kicked from the Oscars for the following quote in Entertainment Weekly: "What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one!" In one of his "super secret" sources inside the Oscars that were "horrified" by Rocks satirical comments Drudge did anything he could to draw conservative attention to Rock and the Oscars although Drudge's claims were quickly refuted...Then in other links within his site Matt Drudge makes one of his little "self-written" links quoting Rock's HBO special "Never Scared" out of context about abortion clinics......

So the question that really remains is "WHY IS MATT DRUDGE SUCH A RACIST?" Perhaps it is because Chris Rock is taken much more serious than a Washington right-wing yes-man, kiss-ass that has dropped one decent story in his life about a blowjob...How's that for integrity....Or maybe his parents just raised him to dislike black people...So here's one to Matt Drudge on Oscar night, who is sitting at home tonight watching the Oscars on TV while the black man he so envies hosts it.


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